Tower of London

It was 1000 AD something and this upstart from the continent came over to England and attacked King Harold, who had just lost a lot of men to harvest season, and in wiping out his brother who was trying to do the same thing. Then, this guy from across the channel won and he said "Now I am King William, so bow down." Surprisingly, few did. London was a particular thorn, so he built this tower to try to keep control and intimidate them. As is the case now, back then London had all the money, so he had to negotiate, and they never really went under his thumb. This is a primary reason the City of London is still a separate entity today (yes, even from England).

Well, England had been fairly unstable for 700 years after that and they had to keep building up more defenses, and residences, and then didn't need it as a castle anymore so made it seats of government things like a mint and storage of the royal jewels. It still belongs to the monarch and is in the center of the richest city in the world.

The Arrival - I walked

I was staying in The City near Black Friars bridge and I just walked to it, super easy.

The Castle

Rather large, well walled up sitting on the River Thames, not as imposing to The City as it used to be with 50 story buildings looking down upon it, but still might take a bit to break into.

The Lower Bailey

A wall within a wall, to slow down and trap attackers in a smaller area, making them easier to kill the hell out of. Encompassing the entire circumference of the castle, many areas are now walkways, residences and shops betwixt sections of the castle.

Inner Ward

Inside the second wall, is all the workings of the castle back in the old days. they call this the inner ward. There are reasons for all these names, I just don't feel like listing them. Anyways this is where the main buildings are like the tower and the Crown Jewels storage, plus museums, dining and the entrance to the ramparts.

The Ramparts

Around the 2nd wall, there is a series of ramparts to mount troops on, and have the high ground, while those below mill about getting massacred wondering what brought their life to this point.

They run around the entire Inner Ward and are connected to many towers.

The Tower

The original 1040s building, in the center of the castle, the main event, the big show, the place where, for a while, many kings slept in somewhat comfort and minor confidence of safety.
Large long walls The traitors gate, literally where traitors were brought at night in a boat to be incarcerated This used to be a moat The gatehouse, sometimes the exit when not under construction A shop outside so you can buy without a ticket The lower baileys, killing zones within walls and then space to put buildings" Even gates down here to restrict movement I guess this lady just wasn't having it anymore Traitors gate on the inside The Queens house, added later, I guess when she had a headache As one must keep the Pope happy back in the day, a church to remain in God's good graces Coffee and cake, but no coffeecake When you want some substantial food, there is a dining hall/cafe Changing of the guards on the royal jewels, as the monarchs property is more important than your life The Crown Jewels, no pics, thanks Thomas Blood... The ravens of the tower, 24/7 selfless guards of the land Raven chillin' cause he sees a beefeater that he recognizes The museum for the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers, who are stationed here They fought a lot since the 1680's The shop in the Inner Ward Items for your own little princess On the ramparts looking down into the active lower bailey Seems this might burn easily Armory tower, where one would go to get weapons during a seige Ahhh, the Bloody Tower, because of all the murders in it apparently Another gate that serves under the bloody tower The cell for the Princes in the Tower Their crime? Being the rightful heirs when Richard the Turd wanted the crown The Bowyer Tower, where they talk about when tower was an open zoo and caught on fire Constable tower, where the policeman of the area lived Info on the Beefeaters who guard this place Cradle Tower, maybe an entrance? Looks more like a shooty hole place Develin tower, which became another cell block You can't go this secret way Now, the good stuff, a torture chamber I could use this for my bad back right now People pay good money to be teased in these currently Originally those wouldn't have been windows but arrow slits instead Armor armor everywhere and all the scales did clink Henry 8th armor, if you have to brag, you don't have it... King James II was a short dude Seriously the entire first floor is almost nothing but this and now on the 2nd floor Every rich person has a church in the house More arms More armor, this would really help ensure survival in a battle Some serious bling weaponry Nice view of the bridge, they named it after something... Now way down into the cellar, and more gun And, as winds change, you go from hero to executed More guns, because anything worth building for hundreds of years is worth defending And a very specific tower shop. Nope, not everything here is in the outside store

Summary

Ancient, massive, cool, imposing, historic, oppressive, and many other things, including kinda expensive to visit. You easily can spend all day here, shop, dine, experience. It's really cool honestly.

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